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She opened the door and discovered her 40 year old daughter playing with her vibrator. Why do walruses love a tupperware party? A: Yeah I heard she was on the freeway and some dick cut her off. What should you do if you come across an elephant? Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful. How do you embarrass an archaeologist? What do you get when you do that? A: I can't get a hard-on because I was just layed. A great video with Dirty jokes Created by Smile. Rude Jokes 10 Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women? Three days ago Doe kisses him. He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.

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Cheese means faster and tomato means harder, okay? A: It depends on how hard you throw them. Getting down and dirty with your hoes. Getting down and dirty with your hoes. Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance. These jokes contains naughty words and phrases.

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Your girlfriend makes it hard. Crush the Viagra into a powder. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. Seems that the same efficiency expert determined that we spend too much time washing our hands after using the men's room. When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice. What do you call a nanny with breast implants? He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she does just that.

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As the father hears the news, a huge grin spreads across his face. That's mine, the house biggest house in the county. What do the Mafia and pussies have in common? Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? A: Telling your parents that you are gay. Well you're in luck, because here they come. Together, we can stop this shit.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. A: When he eats his first Brownie. What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common? A: Ate something Q: But do you know what 6. A: A rabbi cuts them off; A priest sucks them off Q: What do you call a woman who doesn't know how to make a sandwich? What did the penis say to the vagina? Several months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex.

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A: Spit, swallow, and gargle, Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? A nearby waiter reached into his shirt pocket, pulled out a clean spoon and set it on the table. What do a woman and a bar have in common? Q: Ever had sex while camping? Rude Jokes 9 Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good looking? They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. Disrespectful Jokes Disrespectful Jokes 1 Why did the woman cross the road? Funny Rude Jokes 4 Why did dinosaurs have sex under water? You always told me never to talk with my mouth full. They just put it in, make some noise during 3 minutes, before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy. A: porn Q: How do you eat a squirrel? I am 40 years old now and ugly.

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Just another reason to moan, really. Makes everything better and I can go to work. You're getting mayo all over my bed! Cheeky Jokes Cheeky Jokes 1 Why do women wear black underwear? He wants to ask the clerk a question. Why do vegetarians give good head? How many guys can participate in a gang bang before it's gay? After 50, they are like onions. Why did the snowman suddenly smile? What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? The punk rocker's mohawk is red, green, yellow and orange. How is a girlfriend like a laxative? Q: What do you call a bookworm who gets eaten by a cannibal? A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better.

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Q: What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit? Q: Whats long hard and full of seamen? A: A cheater, cheater, woman beater. The preacher figured he had the donkey, he might as well enter it in the race. You always told me never to talk with my mouth full. And thirdly you have to have a tight pussy, and I had one till this fathead came along. Q: Why Are crippled people always picked on? Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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